"Spring Sale!"

My inbox is filled with emails from Target, JCPenney, Gap, and other stores where I receive discounts on purchases for simply giving them my email address.

"Spring Sale! Flip flops 2 for $5!"

"Tank Tops 3 for $2!"

"Dresses for the stick figure: $2.50!"

i look outside, and I reach for my nice hot cup of coffee, watch the rain fall and turn to sleet/angry snow, and dream of a day when i can go outside, play with Matty, wear flip flops and have a body where i can wear those STUPID DRESSES THAT LOOK AMAZING ON EVERYONE ELSE!